Our Haikus

Bring Humor to the World of Pet Waste Cleanup

Poo Haiku #26

Our life here is short.

A lesson, small grasshopper.

Let others scoop poo.

Poo Haiku #26

Our life here is short.

A lesson, small grasshopper.

Let others scoop poo.

Poo Haiku #21

My dog I do love.

His number two I do not.

Go away, poo, go.

Poo Haiku #14

You pick up the poo.

Hey, I picked it up last time.

Don’t argue; call us.

Poo Haiku #17

The stench in my yard.

It’s like a dirty diaper.

Someone please change it.

Poo Haiku #7

On my couch I nap.

A sparkling lawn when I awake.

Worth every cent.

Poo Haiku #15

I watch where I step.

Determined not to mash poo.

Ew, my cross trainers.

Poo Haiku #2

How do I love thee?

As I count the many ways.

I pick up your poop.

Poo Haiku #22

Unconditional.

The love you feel for your dog.

Jeez, her poop stinks, though.

Poo Haiku #18

It’s like a cartoon.

You imagine the stink lines.

Coming off the poop.

Poo Haiku #5

Poop poop poop poop poop.

Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop.

Everywhere I look.

Poo Haiku #15

Even with a bag.

It oozes between fingers.

Yuck, heebie jeebies.

Poo Haiku #20

Hmmm, what should I do?

Get all the week’s shopping done.

Or pick up the poo?

Poo Haiku #13

I can hold my breath.

I can hold it a long time.

But not long enough.

Poo Haiku #8

I teach my dog tricks.

Sit, stay, fetch, rollover, and more.

He can’t pick up poop.

Poo Haiku #10

The neighbors grimace.

My yard is so unsightly.

I cannot blame them.

Poo Haiku #12

The last thing you want.

After taking it at work.

Is scooping at home?